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This page is dedicated to protecting men.  All relationships start out great, unfortunately some of those go south and end up kicking you in the ass!  For men's sake please be cautious before it goes too far south, otherwise you will end up in the cold butt ass naked!  As we receive feedback we will list the areas you should avoid that might help when hot turns to cold.

1.  Whether in a relationship or marriage JOINT checking accounts are a no no.  Manage your own money and have her take care of hers.

2.  Do not apply for joint loans or credit cards.  If you can't obtain credit then pay your own dues and wait. If you have great credit don't give her the opportunity to abuse it and destroy what you worked so hard for!

3.  Do not get angry or violent.  Please check your local laws on domestic violence, you might be surprised to find that even raising your voice constitutes arrest for DV!

4.  Be upfront and honest before getting involved.  If you like to play the field, drink, smoke, take drugs, travel to exotic places like the Chicken Ranch then let her know.  If you don't want to be upfront then just bang her and be on your way.

5.  Always, if you don't wrap it slap it.

6.  Always use your own condoms.  Don't take a chance on getting one from her that looks like a pepper shaker on top.

7.  Get everything in writing.  Deniability and loss of memory is a reoccurring issue with most women.

8.  Beware of "HAIR FLIPPERS"!  These are women that can't keep their hands out of their hair.  This is a red flag and a strong indication of a high maintenance individual.

9.  Women that don't use turn signals.  This bitch is lazy and selfish, good for a banging and that's it!

10.  A friend of mine's dog died on New Years Eve.  He loved that dog, truly a man's best friend.  Guess what, the ex got the dog, he never had a chance to even say goodbye.  Remember, women are not the victims, the court system is not favorable toward men and will continue to be this way as long as I live.  I know this friend very well and my heart goes out to his beloved dog Frankie.